Search for something cool! Bound to be something around here

Well, before going off on your own, you wanna try to get a good idea of what's nearby, and...
Well, shit.

Every browser kind of just sucks when you're using a Hellphone, you guess. Only one of these results is relevant at all. The rest are just weirdly targeted or some complete nonsense that means utterly nothing. Or ads. You wonder if anyone's made an extension that makes this at all usable.